🚨💸 BREAKING: Aspiration Co-Founder Caught in a Fraud Scheme So Wild, Even Your Ex Wouldn’t Believe It! 💸🚨 So, the co-founder of Aspiration, Joseph Sanberg, is out here crafting a financial thriller that even Hollywood would reject for being *too* unrealistic. 😱💀 My dude is allegedly pleading guilty to a staggering $248 MILLION fraud scheme! 💰💰 Picture this: Sanberg, sitting in a dark room, straight-up faking a letter from the audit committee like he’s writing fanfiction. 📜✍️ “Hey, future lenders! Check out this totally legit letter that *definitely* wasn’t penned with a crayon while binge-watching Shark Tank!” 🔥💵 Like, fam, this isn’t just cringe—it’s like if Drake dropped a song about getting caught in a fraudulent money-laundering operation! 💯🚫 What’s next? A GoFundMe to cover his legal fees? 🤡 Some developers were allegedly overheard saying, “We thought stonks were up, but turns out it was just smoke and mirrors.” 😂📈 So here’s my unhinged prediction: 🚀 In five years, Aspiration will open a reality show called “Fraud or Fintech?” where contestants live off fake revenue for a week. Who’s in? 🤖✨