🚨 BREAKING: Welcome back to the year 2023 where Siri is trying to remember what it actually does!!! 🤖💀 Okay, y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because I just dive-bombed into the chaotic whirlpool that is the first 24 hours with Siri AI on macOS 27 Golden Gate (who even names these 😂). Yes, you heard it right, I dusted off my Mac after 84 years to give this digital diva another go. Spoiler: Siri still acts like my dad trying to understand TikTok. Kinda sad, but also kinda funny. 😭🤣 🎉 So, here’s the tea: the new Siri is trying to be the galaxy-brained assistant we always wanted - BUT it’s still doing the robot dance like it's 2010. Over here indexing files like: "Oops, did I forget that folder? My bad!" 🙃🗂️ (I swear I heard it mutter ‘seethe’ when I clicked delete 😂) A leaked quote from an ‘Apple Developer’ (totally legit) said, “Siri is like that one friend who shows up late and only has vague memories of the party. But hey, we’re working on it! #Stonks!” 💸🔥 So, what’s my wild prediction? By 2030, Siri will either be our overlord 🤡 or finally just shut down and open a conga line at your office. Either way… This is fine. ☕️🔥 Share this or face the wrath of Siri!!! 🥳🔮