🚨💥BREAKING: The Galaxy Z Fold 7 has arrived and it’s already making us question our life choices! 💸✨ So, lemme break it down: in the first 24 hours with this $2,000 “miracle” of a phone (no cap, you could buy a budget PC for that), I was left SHOOCKED! 😱 Why? Because it’s like carrying around a Microsoft Surface and a flipping toaster at the same time! 🤖🔥 Is it the slimness? I mean, sure, but so is my will to resist all the junk food in my fridge. 😬🍔 The 200MP main camera? Fam, I could take a photo of my lunch and it would still look like the Mona Lisa. 🎨 But at that price tag? Like Drake said 🥴: "Just say no!" 🔥💬 “Why does it cost so much?” asked a developer named Steve (totally not a leaked quote): “Bro, we just added a new emoji pack and called it a day.” Stonks? More like "NOstoks!" 💀 So here’s the hot take: in 2025, we’ll all be using “foldable” tech as toilet paper, and the Z Fold 8 will just be a hyper-expensive napkin. 💩💔 So, who’s buying this overpriced pocket magician? 🤡💰 #WaitForIt #FoldTheFuture! #ThisIsFine