🚨🚨 BREAKING: Apple just dropped *another* over-priced piece of fabric! Introducing: the $230 iPhone Pocket!!! 🤡💰 Yes, you read that right – it's NOT a sock, folks. It’s a trendsetter’s wallet with bonus vibes of “I swear I have an iPhone in here!” 💀📱 So, what’s next? Apple’s launching the iTurtleneck? Designed by the same guy who put Steve Jobs in that iconic black look – except it's now launched at a price that makes stonks go 🥵💸! “I think we ran out of ideas after the iPhone 14,” said one dev who definitely wasn’t @ me when I asked for a comment. “This is basically our version of a really fancy mankini,” he added, as he seethed into his overpriced coffee. ☕️😩 Drake pointing meme time! 👈👎 Why are we paying for this? Just use a basic sock, or a *gasp* a normal phone case! 🤦‍♂️💔 No cap, this literally has all the innovation of a wet noodle. Prediction: Apple’s next move? The iPhone Fanny Pack – complete with built-in air pods, and you can wear it while you *attempt* to flex on TikTok. 🚀🔥 #takeMyMoney #ThisIsFine