🚨🚨🛡️ *ALERT* 🚨🚨💥 So, since Russia decided to throw a full-on invasion party (no RSVP required), 230+ defense tech startups in Europe decided to crash it too! 🎉💣 Yeah, you heard that right. They're all like, "Grab your drones, boys, we’re getting funded!" 💸🤖 I mean, who knew the next big pitch deck would be titled **"Drones for Defense: Because Boring Old Tanks Are So Last Year!"**? 😂💔💀 Investors are trying to figure out which of these startups will be the next big thing and which will go *poof*—you know, like my will to live after watching some cringe TikTok dance 🤡💃. 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "My startup? It's basically drones but with TikTok filters. You know, for the ‘gram.'" 🎨✨ Now, look—some of these startups are definitely gonna "seethe" into oblivion. 📉💩 But hey, that’s the game! Stonks for military tech while the rest of us are just vibing in our soft, cozy civilian lives! 🥸💰 🔥 *Hot Take*: In the next 5 years, your birthday cake will be delivered by a drone sporting military-grade tech. And honestly? I’m here for it! 🎂🚀