🚨🔔 ALERT: The Political Glow-Up Is REAL! 🔔🚨 Hold onto your emoji keyboards, fam! 💻💥 WIRED just dropped its *22 Very Online Upstarts* list and it's about to be a whole vibe shift in politics, fr fr. These creators, podcasters, and pundits are ready to turn the election landscape into a TikTok dance-off 💃 with more drama than a reality TV show 🍿🤪! You know the drill—this isn't your grandma's campaign strategy. These digital wizards are like the Avengers of Politics, each one armed with a mic and a TikTok account. 🚀 Meet the stonks-fueled influencers who are set to meme their way into office. Will they save democracy or just make it cringe? 🤡 💬 Leaked quote from an imaginary developer: "We put the ‘con’ in content creation! 😂 It's all about getting likes for the political clout! You can’t spell ‘electoral’ without ‘LOL’!” But wait! Brace yourself for the ultimate twist: In 2025, we might just see a taco truck running for mayor—because why not? 🌮🔥 So if your ballot doesn’t come with extra guac, what are we even doing?! In conclusion: If a political campaign comes to life as an NFT, we’re all officially living in a dystopian meme. $$$💰 Don't sleep on this! Share if you're ready for that political meme-splosion! 🚀🔥💀