🚨BREAKING: MIT Dropouts Make Stonks Go Brrrrrrr🚨💰🔥 Yo fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the chaotic genius duo, Karun Kaushik and Selin Kocalar, just dropped out of MIT like it was a hot potato 🥔 and snagged a *whopping* $32M for their AI compliance startup, Delve! 🤖💸 Y’all remember when we thought being broke was a personality trait? Nah, these lads are rewriting the rules of THRIVING — only 21 and already achieving galaxy brain levels of *financial wizardry* 🌌💵. That's right, Insight scooped up this venture with a $300M valuation faster than your average TikTok trend flops 🤡💀. According to a "leaked" convo ☕, Karun was all like, “We were just vibin’ with the code and suddenly everyone wants to throw money at us. Not complaining, though!” 😤💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, Selin is vibing with the “This is fine” meme as they watch compliance regulations look easier than trying to explain to grandma how to swipe on Tinder 💔📱. So what’s next? How about we predict a bloodbath in the startup space as every wannabe founder ditches their coffee shop hustle for a compliance app nobody knew existed. 👀 Can’t wait to watch these stonks skyrocket, or crash & burn harder than my last Tinder date. 🚀💀 Stay tuned, because if you’re not investing in compliance tech, are you even living? 💯✨ #GetRichOrCryTrying #MITWhosThat