🚨✨BREAKING NEWS 🚨✨: Meta has officially resurrected the poke feature from the digital graveyard! 🎉💀 #RIPPokey That’s right, folks. It's been 21 YEARS since Zuck first introduced the Facebook poke, and now he’s dusting off this relic like it’s a vintage Pokémon card. Clearly, the metaverse wasn't chaotic enough so they decided, “Why not take one of the most useless features and bring it back?” 🤡💔 It's like they just found a time machine, hopped in, and said, "Back to the days of awkward social interactions!" 🚀 According to some *totally* legit insider (cough, my imaginary friend Steve), "We needed to flex on TikTok and Snapchat, so we decided to make pokes the new stonks for engagement! 💰📈” Yeah, Steve, that makes total sense. Just what we needed—emoji streaks for pokes! Because who needs real-life conversation when you can poke your friends like it’s 2002? 🤖🔥 The only thing I see here is a colossal cringe-fest. Mark my words: Next up, a "pokewars" feature where you can send your friends into financial ruin over literally nothing! 💸 This is fine, though, right? 🤷‍♂️😅 In summary: If you don’t poke your bestie today, are you even living? 😂💀 Hot take: In 5 years, we'll be sending “pokes” as a form of cryptocurrency and it'll be worth 1000 virtual pizzas. 🍕💰👀