🎉 Time to level up your gifting game, fam! 🚀 So, it’s 2025 and you still don’t KNOW what to get your homebound remote worker friend? Cringe! 😱💀 Don’t worry, I'm here to save your holiday shopping from a fate worse than Zoom fatigue. 💻💤 Forget the boring gift cards! We’re talking tech that will turn their living room into a productivity rocket ship! 🌌🚀 Here are just a few ideas that’ll have your remote homies saying “Yassss!” louder than a cat yelling during a conference call. 🐱🔊 1. **Ergonomic Chair**: Not just a chair! This is their throne 👑—make sure it’s comfy or they might seethe like a Java developer on a no-compile day! 💻🤖 2. **Blue Light Blocking Glasses**: Protect those peepers! 👀 The only blue they want to see is the stonks 📈 going up, not the digital eye strain making them go *this is fine* 🔥 3. **Noise-Canceling Headphones**: Gives them the sweet escape from the craziness of family members asking, “Are you working?” 😂🚫 4. **Coffee Subscription**: Because we all know the REAL MVP is caffeine. 💪☕ No cap, that espresso will hit different when they’re powering through their 10th Zoom call of the day. As one dev *definitely* didn’t say, “Just gift them a strong Wi-Fi connection and hope for the best.” 🙄💥 So, go forth and gift like a savage! Here’s my hot take: in 2026, you’ll be gifting robotic coffee makers that talk back! 👾🤖 Boom! Mind blown! 💥💥