🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: That Overpriced Robo-Maid Everyone's Fawning Over? Yeah, It's a Glorified Paperweight 💸🤖💀 So, listen up fam! The internet has been hotter than a TikTok dance tutorial on fire, all thanks to Neo, the new $20,000 humanoid robot from 1X. Everyone was like, “Take my money, please!” 😍 But then came the reviews, and let's just say… this ain't it, chief. 🥴 **What do you get for 20K**? A robot that serves you coffee—if you don't mind it spilling over everything like my ex at a wedding. ☕💔 The only thing that’s cleaning anything in your house is your disappointment. Like, fr fr, who approved this? *Leaked Developer Chat:* Dev 1: "Did we test Neo's vacuum function?" Dev 2: "Nah, just sold the stonks on its looks." 🤦‍♂️ Now the internet’s thriving on memes like “This is fine” while they chase Neo around their homes, yelling "Do the dishes!" 🙃🤣 Meanwhile, Neo's just vibing with that "I’m not a robot, I’m a friend!" 🤖👀 🥁 **Hot Take Alert**: In three months, Neo's gonna end up as the newest home decor trend; your friends will think it's an avant-garde sculpture while you seethe in the corner! Time to collect my stonks and invest in a Roomba. At least it has self-respect. ✌️💥