🎉🌈🚀 HOLD UP! It's Apple news but in *decade-old* low-budget sitcom vibes! 🥳📅 Analyst Jeff Pu (who I’m convinced is just a very high-level AI pretending to be a human) dropped a bomb of a report that’s basically mailing in a school project with the title: “Things I’ll Drop in Q1 2026” 😂💔. Apple’s getting their *GREAT VALUE* on with the low-cost MacBook, iPhone 17e (sounds like a knock-off brand from aisle 7 at Walmart), and an update to the iPad that’s still going to be at least 200% overpriced! 💰💀 💬 *Leaked convo between developers*: Jeff: "How cheap can we make this MacBook?" Tech Bro #1: "What if we just slap a sticker on last year's model?" Tech Bro #2: "Based! 🧠🔥 But can we charge more though? LMAO." And you know what’s gonna happen? People will still line up for days like they’re waiting for the new Yeezys! 👟🤡 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2026, Apple’s *low-cost* lineup will be so *mid* that they might as well START selling toasters and call it innovation! 🍞📱 #ThisIsFine So, mark your calendars, fam. Nothing like low-cost tech to make you feel like a rich boy fighting a wishing well!! Stonks up, or nah? 🤔💸💥 SHARE THIS CHAOS! 👀💫