🚪🔒 Get ready to unlock the PLOT TWIST of 2025, fam! Say goodbye to your ancient garage door openers that scream “I don’t know how to use a key” 🤡 and say hello to smart garage door devices so advanced, they'll practically tuck you in at night. 💰✨ CNET's "experts" (who even are they? 🤷‍♂️) have crowned the **Chamberlain MyQ B** as the reigning champ of garage tech. But, let’s be real: if your garage door isn’t as smart as your girlfriend’s TikTok dance moves, what are you even doing? 🤦‍♀️ **“My garage door opener has more security than my dating life,”** said a *totally real developer* I totally didn't make up. How cozy! 🤖🔥 Plus, these gadgets will allow you to yell “Open sesame!” from the comfort of your couch while scrolling through TikTok. And for the non-techies out there? No cap, you’ll be able to ask Alexa if the garage door is closed, while your dog barks at the delivery guy like it’s the apocalypse. 🐶📦 **Prediction Alert!** 📈 Buckle up; soon, your garage door will be sending you passive-aggressive texts asking why you don't hang out anymore. “I see you use the front door a lot… 😏” Share this with your friend who’s still using a manual door opener—let’s make them *seethe* in jealousy! 🔥👀💀 #SmartGarageGoals