🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, PPL! 💳💨 The **BEST payment gateways of 2025** are here, and they are NOT the snooze-fest you’re expecting! Buckle up because ZDNET *actually* tested these bad boys, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry on a payment terminal. 🎨💤 🔥**Top 5 Payment Gateways** that'll have your revenue soaring 🚀 like Elon on a SpaceX launch: 1. **PayMeNow or PayMeNever**: No cap, it’s so fast you’ll think it’s magic! 🪄💰 2. **Swipe Right for PayPal**: Hotness level 😍🔥 – just hope they don’t ghost you with fees! 3. **Cryptobucks**: It’s like giving customers a treasure map to your virtual gold 🗺️💎 but hope your UX team isn’t as lost as a toddler in IKEA! 4. **BoomerCoins**: For those who still don’t know what “online shopping” is. 📚🤡 5. **StonksPay**: Where every transaction is a guaranteed “stonks” moment, until it crashes harder than my hopes after a bad date. 📉💀 👨‍💻 **Leaked dev convo**: Dev A: “We should test FastPay next.” Dev B: “You mean we actually have to work? 😱” This is BASED content, fam! 💪 So buckle up, because by 2025, your checkout lines will either be 0% friction or you’ll be living in a *This Is Fine* meme. 🔥 🌌**Hot Take**: By 2030, the ONLY accepted payment will be *galactic credits* 💫, and we’ll be trading NFTs for coffee beans. Bitcoin who? 😤💀