🛏️💤 Alright fam, gather ‘round because we’ve cracked the code to ultimate sleep supremacy with CNET’s absolute banger of a guide for the "Best King-Size Mattresses for 2025"! 🤡✨ Like, WHOA, can you imagine getting your beauty sleep stretched out like a starfish in a king bed while your partner hogs ALL the covers? 🤯💔 💩💤 CNET claimed they tested “hundreds” of mattresses. Like, was this a sleepover or a mattress orgy? Are they okay?? 😂💀 Here's the tea: whether you're broke AF or riding high on that "I just won the lottery" vibe 💰🚀, they’ve found beds for everyone—yes, even you, the person who thinks a firm mattress is a cushy prison! 😂🥴 🧠💥 Your back better be thanking you for this upgrade, fam! Imagine waking up, rolling over, and vibing like Drake pointing to that sweet new mattress instead of feeling like a sack of potatoes! 🥔🛌 🔥🚨 Here’s what the leaked CNET developer said while testing: "Dude, I fell asleep so hard I woke up in 2026! 🕐 #MattressTimeTravel!” 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: If you’re not investing in a king mattress, are you even living your best life? The future is all about majestic sleep! 🤖🌌 Share this with your squad and let the mattress wars begin!👑🤴👸 #SleepGoals #StonksInMattresses