🚨🔥🔥Breaking News: The Electric Kettle War of 2025 is upon us, fam! 🔥🔥🚨 Forget the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, we've got Electric Kettles as the advanced guard of the apocalypse, boiling water like it’s 2025! ☕💧 Stovetop kettles? SO 2019! If your kettle doesn’t connect to Wi-Fi and have Bluetooth, throw it in the trash—UNLESS it still works, then it’s a relic. 😜💀 According to our totally 'real' home tech tester, “If I can’t control my kettle from my phone while I’m 3 miles away sipping oat milk lattes at Starbucks—then like, what’s the point?” 🤯📱 #Priorities! Our top contenders: OXO is the "Drake Pointing" meme of kettles (hot) while Breville is like that one friend who brags too much and is now a tech influencer. 💰💸 KitchenAid? They’re still out here trying to flex with their vintage vibes 🤦‍♂️ but we all know they just want you to say “Yasss Queen!!” 👑 🤖 Keep your eye on new models with that MAX TEMP feature because feeling good about your noodles has never been more based! 💥Predictions? By 2030, your kettle will be running for President — because if a toaster can have an Instagram, watch out! The "Kettle-21" is coming for your votes! 🔮🚀 #MemeTheFuture