🎉💥 *Dropping the Ultimate Wish List of 2025 and I GUESS we have to talk about scissors?!* 💥🎉 📅 So, the tech world is telling us to buy *fancy scissors*? Yeah, Cringehill (I mean Craighill) wants you to believe these stainless-steel slicers will cut your life’s problems in half. *Sorry, but my emotional baggage is still heavy, fam.* 🤡 ✂️ 🎨 These scissors are apparently “gorgeous”? What is this, a runway for desk accessories? Can I get a “no cap” if I say these belong in a museum instead of my pen cup? *Even Van Gogh would think they’re sus!* 💅🔥 💸 And Patagonia is out here with its *classic outdoor gear* too... Are we supposed to climb mountains, or what? Like, I’ll just fall and scream “This is fine!” while I trip over my own feet. 😅 🔮 Leaked developer quote: “Bro, we just needed something for the TikTok unboxings. Scissors are basically the NFTs of office supplies now.” 🤖💰 *Hot take:* In 2025, people will be cutting their subscriptions with these scissors just to make room for their *fancy toilet paper*! Get ready for a *#scissorlife revolution!* 🚀💀 *Share with your fellow desk aficionados — scissors are the new crypto!* 🪙✨