🚨💔 BREAKING: TECH LAYOFFS ARE BACK, BABY! 😱 Let's beef up that unemployment rate! 📈 So, listen up, fam! 💀 In 2024, Big Tech decided to play “who can fire the most people” like it’s the latest viral TikTok challenge. You think they’re rolling up their sleeves for some extra coding? Nah, they’re rolling up their sleeves to drop the axe! 🔪💼 Imagine this convo: **Developer 1:** “Yo, did you see the layoffs list? It’s longer than my 10-step skincare routine.” **Developer 2:** “For real? How’s that still a thing? This is fine. 👌🔥” **Developer 1:** “At this rate, they’ll be hiring cats to code!” 🐱💻 We got layoffs EVERY SINGLE MONTH in 2024 from the giants to startups. 🏢➡️💔 From Zoom losing ZOOMERS to Twitter laying off more employees than it has active users, it’s like watching a train crash in slow-mo 👀💥. Don’t sleep on it! Stonks? More like 🚫 stonks; they’re falling faster than Drake's emotional rollercoaster! 🎢💔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, the only thing left standing will be the “layoffs support group” on Zoom led by a cat. 🐾 This is where the real tech revolution happens, folks! 🪐🚀 Share this if you’re ready for a chaotic future! 🤡🚀💰 #TechLayoffs #WeirdFlexButOkay