🔥🚨BREAKING: Tech World is Getting SLASHED! 🚨🔥 2024 is the year when tech companies decided to embrace their inner Marie Kondo and ✂️ CUT IT OUT! 📉💀 Forget your favorite shows on Netflix, the only drama we want is the *epic saga of layoffs!* Buckle up, fam, ’cause this is a ride through the Land of Cringe! 🚀💔 Imagine the boardroom: “Hey, remember when we hired all those people to build our Web3 blockchain for virtual potato farming? 🤔 Yeah, no cap, let's lay them off instead! It's not like we need a team to create a metaverse for *that.*” 💩💸 **Leaked Quote from a Dev:** “If they keep laying us off, I might as well create a TikTok account for my cat. He has more job security than I do!” 🐱💁‍♂️ From Big Tech giants rolling out layoffs like they’re handing out candy on Halloween 🎃🍬 to clueless startups that thought they'd earn the “Stonks” meme but actually went full “This is fine” mode, it’s one hot mess! 🤡🔥 **Here’s an unhinged prediction:** By 2025, only two tech companies will remain - one making glow-in-the-dark keyboards for gaming and the other selling AI-generated cat pictures for a juicy $1 million each! 💀💰 **Are you feeling it? Share this madness and send help!** 😂💥 #TechLayoffs2024