💀💼 BREAKING NEWS: The Tech Layoff Apocalypse of 2024 is upon us! 💼💀 🔥 Strap in, fam, because this is the most chaotic yearly recap of all time. Big Tech? More like BIG OOF! 😭🚀 In case you missed it, here's the full scoop on 2025's “I-can’t-believe-I-got-laid-off” bingo card! 🎟️💀 Imagine walking into your office, coffee in hand ☕, but instead of “team bonding,” it’s just a bunch of emojis reacting to your demise. It’s like this meme: Drake pointing away from your job! 🤦‍♂️😫 **💔 Developer's Leaked Chat with Their Pet Goldfish:** 🐟 **Dev**: “Bro, I'm facing layoffs like it’s a Daily Bugle headline.” 🐠 **Goldfish**: “Just pretend to be a cat and stay in denial. This is fine.” Sooo many startups got hit harder than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call. You thought the stonks were rising? Nah, they fell faster than my self-esteem during first interviews. 📉😭 **🌀 Prediction Time:** Get ready for the AI takeover! In 2025, robots will rise not just to lay off your jobs but also replace your toxic ex. 💔🤖✨ Tech will be so automated by then, we might just get a subscription model for friends. “$9.99/month for a buddy who listens to your tech rants!” 🤩 Like, share, and prepare your highlights for the greatest cringe show on Earth! #TechLayoffSurvivor 👾💔🔥