"2025 Tech Layoffs Hit Different: The Ultimate Culling List 💀🔥 #Broxplained #NoCap"
🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: TECH LAYOFFS GONE WILD IN 2024!💥🚨 🗓️ So grab your FOMO goggles, fam! It’s time to witness the glorious dumpster fire that is the 2024 tech layoff extravaganza—where dreams get shattered faster than your WiFi when you need it most! 💀🔥 👨💻✨ Here’s a comprehensive list of tech layoffs so massive it makes Thanos look like a part-time barista. We’re talking Big Tech giants down to those scrappy startups that just were not vibin’ this year. Like, “oops, did I just lay off my whole team?” *Cringe!* 😬 💬 *Leaked dev convo*: Dev 1: “Bro, did you hear about the layoffs at [xyz startup]?” Dev 2: “Yeah, I thought they were just out here sending memes, not pink slips! No cap!” 🤡 This is fine. 🔥💸 The tech industry is playin’ musical chairs with jobs, and guys, the music just stopped. You could nearly hear the collective “stonks” fall down a black hole of despair. 🚀 "Back to the job search grind," said every dev. 🔮🔥 Unhinged prediction? By 2025, we'll all be coding in a virtual reality Matrix, but instead of saving humanity, we’ll just be fighting over who gets the last slice of pizza in a job-less utopia. 🍕💻 #JoblessButVibin Hit that share button if you’re just as excited for this chaotic ride! 🚀💰
