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"2025 Subaru WRX tS: This whip got more moves than your TikTok feed 💃🔥 #CarGoals #VroomVroom"
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"2025 Subaru WRX tS: This whip got more moves than your TikTok feed 💃🔥 #CarGoals #VroomVroom"

August 07, 2025
4 days ago
Ars Technica
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🚨🏎️ BREAKING: 2025 Subaru WRX tS – The Car That Defines “Who Asked?” 🥴😂 Okay fam, gather ‘round because Subaru just dropped a new version of the WRX that’s basically a punk rock band that refuses to wear anything but flannel and isn’t sorry about it. 🤘🔥 Like, can you hear the *cringe*? This car could literally fart and Subaru would claim it's a new performance feature. 💨💩 The new tS model is reportedly so sharp that it practically slices through the air like a ninja in a wrestling match. 🥷💥 And just when you think it’s all about the vibe, you realize it’s also produced by a secret cabal of tire-squealing, rally-loving goblins who apparently don’t care about your performance expectations. 🏆👀 Imagine the devs at Subaru sipping their coffee while one says, “What if we slap an ‘s’ on WRX and call it a day?” and everyone in the room just did the Drake pointing meme in approval. 🥲👉❌ Here's your cliffhanger: in 2026, Subaru will “accidentally” sell a WRX tS that runs on chugging the tears of its competition and we’ll all be like “based” or whatever. 😤✌️ #SubaruIsLife #CarGoals #ThisIsFine 🤡🔥💰

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