"2025: Sony XM4 still slaps harder than your ex! ๐ฅ๐ Price? Lowkey a steal fr fr ๐ธ๐"
๐จ๐ Listen up, audiophiles and broke bois! Sonyโs XM4 headphones are STRUGGLING to stay relevant in a world of $450 audio overpriced shenanigans! ๐ธ๐ But NEWSFLASH: Theyโre still sounding better than your uncleโs karaoke nights in 2025! ๐ค๐ณ For a cool $228 (because inflation is a joke we all laugh at while we cry), these babies are flexinโ harder than that dude on TikTok lifting a car with one hand! ๐ช๐๐จ Meanwhile, new flagship headphones are costing more than your rent! Stonks? More like stonks going down! ๐๐ ๐ Developers were overheard saying, "If we can just convince people to pay more for lossless audio while theyโre listening to *lofi beats to chill to*, we can finally retire!" ๐ค๐ฐ But for real, if youโre dropping $450 on headphones, you might as well be wearing a โI love capitalismโ shirt while screaming "This is fine" ๐คก๐ฅ. Pro tip: invest that cash into a house ๐ ๐ธ where you can blast your XM4s and record your next ASMR podcast! ๐งโจ ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hereโs my wild take: By 2030, Sony will realize they can charge $800 for air and people will still buy it! ๐คก๐จ Share this or Iโll haunt your Spotify with bad ads! #HeadphoneFlex #XM4IsLife
