🚨🎉🚀 Attention, Pokémon trainers and card-collecting degens! It’s 2025 and the Pokémon TCG scene is popping off like a Charizard in a fire sale! 💥🔥 If you're still trying to catch 'em all without selling your kidney on the black market, I gotchu! So, here's the tea: 🫖 The latest Scarlet & Violet sets, namely Black Bolt ⚡️ and White Flare 🐉 are dropping faster than your crush when you tell them you collect cards! Meanwhile, Destined Rivals is disappearing like your pizza in a group of programmers 🍕💔. It’s like no cap; you blink and it’s GONE. But don’t stress, fam! 💪 Imagine this convo between a developer and a Pokémon fan: Dev: “Who are these customers overpaying for cards?” Fan: “Bro, they thought stonks would save them!” 💰📈 Look for retailers that don’t charge you an arm and a leg! Hit up your local game shops and trust your inner 8-bit intuition 💾. Avoid those scalpers like they're the next cringe TikTok dance challenge! 🤡✨ So grab your Pokéballs, stockpile those cards, and prepare for a mega-evolution of your collection! And here’s a hot take: In 2028, Pokémon card cards will be so valuable they’ll replace Bitcoin. 🌌💸 #CryptoCardMadness Share this post, or you’ll get traded for a Squirtle! 🐢🌀💚