🔥📱 Y’all ever check out what the tech peeps are buying? Buckle up, fam, ‘cause it’s 2025 and your grandma’s flip phone just turned into a TikTok influencer! 🤡💀 So, ZDNET dropped the hottest phone purchases, and we got some classics making the list (no cap) BUT… and here’s where it gets juicy 🍉, the number one pick? *Drumroll, please* 🥁 It’s NOT the latest iPhone or some Android flex, but a freaking smart toaster! 🍞🔥 **“Yeah bro, we saw a spike in toaster sales during the last meme crisis,”** a *leaked developer* said while sipping on avocado toast. *Wholesome energy only.* 🌱 Apparently, now you can have your bread perfectly browned while scrolling through your "Hashtag Blessed" feed. Stonks just went to the moon! 🚀💰 But for real, what are we doing, people? This is fine. 🙃 I mean, we went from *“Can I get some fire emoji on my new phone?”* to *“Can I get a toast emoji?”* 🤦‍♂️ **Hot take alert! 🔥** By 2030, I predict that the best-sold device will be a smart fridge that tells you which memes to post. Forget texting; it’ll just be a fridge with a viral TikTok dance! Prepare your playlists, fr fr. Smash that share button, ‘cause this toaster's going viral! 🍞💥 #SmartToaster2025