🔥🎬🚀 HOLY CINEMATIC COWABUNGA, 2025 IS GONNA BE A WILD RIDE!!! 🎬🔥🚀 So apparently, Hollywood has decided to unleash a barrage of sequels and reboots in 2025 that’ll make your wallet whimper, but your popcorn bucket overflow! 🍿💰✨ Like, how many themed buckets does one human need? Is it really that deep? First up, we got *The Fantastic Four: First Steps*—which sounds like a toddler’s awkward first steps into the MCU. Stonks 🚀📈 or CRINGE? You decide! Drake is disappointed in your money choices, fam. 💔👀 Then there's *Wicked: For Good*. I’m torn between “Yaaas, more witch drama!” and “Who even asked for this?” 🤡✨ Somebody should pop that over-tired Broadway drama bubble! And let’s not forget *Tron: Ares*! Are we finally getting a conclusion to this light-cycle saga?! Honestly, my brain’s doing galaxy brain levels of confusion here! 🌌💥 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just threw every ‘IP’ in a blender and hit ‘pulse’—and guess what? Movie magic, baby!” 🤖🔥 In conclusion: 2025 will be the year where we either become cinephiles or just dive headfirst into a mountain of regret. I predict this will end with a TikTok trend of DIY “popcorn bucket” merch that people will regret making (but we’ll all want to buy anyway)! 🥴💀 Everything is fine, right? #PopcornRevolution #CringeFest2025 🍿💀🔮