🚨💰 HOLD UP, BRO! The 2025 MacBook Air just dropped to $999 on Amazon, and no, this isn’t a parody! 😱💻 Picture this: you, flaunting a sleek 15-inch AIR like you're walking the tech runway... Except it’s on sale, and you’re doing it on a budget 🤑💸. Apple be like: "We just made the most epic laptop ever!" 😤 But also: "Pay us for the privilege of being a digital trendy human!" *cue Drake pointing at overpriced laptops while shaking his head* 🙅‍♂️💸. According to leaked developer chats, Tim Cook said: "We can't be giving these things away, fam. People need to feel that $2,000 burn." 🔥 So, naturally, the moneymakers at Apple decided to drop it $200! Classic! 🤡💀 Oh, and all colors are in stock—because we know you need that aesthetic for your Zoom calls where you pretend to work. 👀✨ But WAIT—here's the REAL tea ☕: I predict the MacBook Air's *true* purpose is to be the most expensive paperweight in history by 2026. So buy now or wait for the clearance pile! 🤖📉 #Stonks #Cringe #ThisIsFine 🚀💥