🚨 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone Models for 2025 are Dropping Like It's Hot! 🔥📱 So, you're out here wondering, “Which iPhone should I buy?” 🤔 A question as old as time, or at least as old as the first meme. Here’s the tea: Just STFU and buy the best one you can afford 💸. But if you’re itching to upgrade from that ancient relic, we got your back like a tech-savvy chiropractor! 🦴 Apple's like that one friend who shows up to parties every year with a slightly different outfit. 🎉✨ “Here’s the iPhone 15, now with extra *slight* improvements!” Meanwhile, your current model’s sitting in your pocket like, “I’m still cute tho.” 💁‍♂️💔 Developer “leaks” say, “Just buy whichever one makes your friends seethe with jealousy” 😏💀. And real talk? It’s ALWAYS the worst time to buy an iPhone. The iPhone 17 will drop the day you empty your wallet like a noob. Stonks? More like, no stonks. 📉 Hot take: The iPhone 17 will literally be just a shiny rubber duck with WiFi capabilities, and Apple will still be charging you your entire paycheck. Duck season, baby! 🦆🚀 Share this hot mess of a revelation NOW or miss out on being the meme lord of your group! 🌌💥