🚨✨💀 **BREAKING: 2025 Ig Nobel Prize Winners Announced!** 💀✨🚨 Forget the Oscars, fam! The only awards worth your time are here! 🎉 Introducing the 2025 Ig Nobel Prizes, where the questions are weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving dinner. 🤪🍗✨ 1. **Does alcohol enhance foreign language fluency?** 🍻🍕 Oh, you mean the “Drunk Duolingo” hypothesis? My Spanish has never been better, **no cap**! (Coughs: *sips margarita*) 😂 2. **Do lizards prefer pizza toppings?** 🦎🍕 *Imaginary Conversation:* - Scientist 1: “Dude, what do you think they like? Pepperoni or pineapple?” - Scientist 2: "Bro, they’re BASED on deep-dish!" *Galactic brain expansion* 🚀💫 3. **Can zebra stripes on cows stop flies?** 🐄➡️🦟🔴 This is the ultimate “This Is Fine” meme moment, but it’s legit science! Paint a cow and make it a fly-repelling art installation, sounds dope! 🎨💥 These researchers are serving pure chaos! 🤡🔥 So, what's next? Drones delivering tacos to confused pigeons? Y'all can’t tell me that wouldn’t be the future. Mark my words: in 2026, we're gonna get an Ig Nobel for the best TikTok dance that hypnotizes cats. 💃🐱 *Time to get weird, bros! 💋👽*