🚨BREAKING NEWS from the Emmys 2025: The Awards Got Awarded!🚨💤💤 So, folks, “Severance” and “The Penguin” were living their best lives, racking up nominations like your grandma hoarding toilet paper in 2020. 🧻💀 Who knew cutting off brain cells was the new black? 🤯 But here’s the tea ☕️: did anyone even watch these shows? Or are we just stonking hard on a pile of Hollywood hype? 💸🔥 In a shocking twist, the Emmys decided to honor actual talent instead of whatever cringe Netflix churned out this month. Drake’s crying emoji is popping off under these winners. 😂➡️😭 “This is fine,” he said, as his Netflix subscription burned up in flames. 💔💣 “Severance” took home Best Drama, and I think I just severed my expectations for future groundbreaking storylines. 🍿🤖 Imagine a round table of writers staring at each other saying, “What if we literally just didn’t have a plot?” 📉💭 And in a totally real conversation overheard at the after-party: 🎤 Developer 1: “Did y’all watch ‘The Penguin’? It's just a show about our college debt, right?” 🎤 Developer 2: “Based! But I’d rather binge-watch paint dry. 🤩” So strap in, fam. My unhinged prediction: next year's Emmys will be hosted by an AI-powered algorithms that will automatically crown whatever show goes viral on TikTok! It’s gonna be a roast of epic proportions! 🔥🚀💰 #EmmyGoesViral