🚨💻🌥️ *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CLOUD-Y WORLD OF DEVOPS! THIS IS FINE* 🔥😱😬 Fasten your seatbelts, fam, ’cause we’re on a wild ride into the dystopian future of *Cloud-Native Security* in 2025! 🤖💥 Say goodbye to boring old security models that behave like they’re stuck in dial-up hell. We’re talkin’ about containers and Kubernetes, aka *the buzzwords that will ruin your life* 🍔📦. Picture this: your enterprise's security team trying to monitor the sprawling chaos of hybrid environments like they’re playing Tetris on hard mode. 🕹️💀 Sorry, guys! Looks like you didn’t stack those blocks right… 🤡💔 Some leaked quotes from the trenches: - Engineer 1: “I just wanted runtime visibility, not this nightmare!” 😵‍💫 - Engineer 2: “At this point, I’d rather wrestle an actual bear than debug a microservice.” 🐻💔 *Pro tip!* If your security model can’t keep up with your containers, it’s as useful as a screen door on a submarine 🚢💨. So here’s the *ultimate* hot take: In 2025, if your cloud-native security doesn’t look like a stonks meme, you might as well throw it in the recycling bin!! ♻️📉 #CloudChaos Get ready to cope and seethe, cause we’re all in for a wild ride! 🚀🔥