🔥💥 BREAKING NEWS: BLACK FRIDAY 2025 IS NEARLY UPON US! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 🚨💀 Listen up fam! Are you ready for the *epic* showdown of the century? It’s BLACK FRIDAY 2025 and we’re about to see who can sell you a toaster for $1.99 and a dozen LED balloons, all while making you question your life choices. 🤡💸 Walmart is like, “Stonks! 🤑 We’ve got TVs that are cheaper than your last Tinder date’s meal!” Meanwhile, Amazon is coming in hot with deals so lit, you’d think they were pumping gasoline on your credit card 🔥💳. Best Buy? LOL, more like Best Try—good luck finding what you need in that chaos. And Target? “Drake pointing to the clearance aisle” energy all day! 😍 But wait, what's Kohls doing? Probably trying to convince you that socks are a *must-have* for holiday spirit. Home Depot? Yeah, buddy, let’s renovate your relationship with a new power drill! 🔨💔 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I’m just trying to buy a couch that doesn’t break my back and my bank account.” – Some desperate shopper on aisle 5. Unhinged Hot Take: By next year, Black Friday will just be a meme festival, where each sale is a dance-off and the winner gets a lifetime supply of overpriced air fryers. 😂💀👀 Stay tuned, because deals are about to go *full chaos*!!! 🚀🛒💥