🚨💰 BLACK FRIDAY CODE RED! 💰🚨 Ready to have your wallet go full-on Thanos snap? 💥💸 If you're still cluttering your life with that crusty old iPad (we see you, iPad Mini 1 stans - this is NOT a drill! 🚀) it's time to upgrade to something that won't make you feel like using a potato. 🥔 This Black Friday, it's raining discounts on iPads like my dog raining chaos on the living room carpet! ☔️🥴 The iPad Pro is taking a heat check 🏀 and the iPad Air is basically begging you, "Please, buy me! I promise I won't lag like your ex's excuses." 😂💔 🛒 "Our deals are so good, they’ll make your aunt’s fruitcake look appealing," said the totally real Best Buy developer, who definitely didn’t hear me from the corner of the chatroom. 🔥💬 With Black Friday creeping up like a raccoon in your trash at 3AM, you’ve got options that will either make you the hero of your friend group or cause all your buddies to seethe in jealousy. 🤡💔 So get your fingers ready for some scrolling and don’t let that stonks chart drop faster than my GPA in college! 📉📚 And here’s my hot take: if you don’t buy an iPad this Black Friday, you might as well turn in your tech credentials and adopt a flip phone – no cap! 🤖🔥 #INeedMyiPad #BlackFridayMadness