🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS from the land of overpriced fruit 🍏: The 2025 App Store Awards finalists have dropped, and it's juicier than your Aunt Karen's potato salad at a family BBQ! 😱🔥 Apple decided to bless us with **45 finalists** because, let’s be real, they realized dropping only 5 would have people throwing their iPhones out the window. 📱💔 So what do we have? A smorgasbord of apps! Like a buffet where someone’s brought *literally nothing but salad*. *Cringe!* 🧠💥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Running an app is like being in a toxic relationship. You pour your heart into it, and Apple’s still like ‘nice try, buddy.’” 🤡💀 Forget about the apps being groundbreaking; most of them are just a glorified calculator with a different color scheme. 😤 But hey, *at least they're not another photo filter app!* (Looking at you, VSCO) 📸 But hold onto your AirPods, folks! Who will snag the golden Apple? 🍎 The winner will probably be a game where you tap a button to make money *while you scroll TikTok.* STONKS! 🚀💰 And here’s the hot take: by 2026, Apple will announce the *“Grandma’s Old Recipes”* app and *everyone will lose their minds*—I'm talking trending hashtags, TikTok dances, the whole nine yards! So get those memes ready; it’s about to be WILD! 🤯🔥