🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS for all you dial-up dino lovers! 💥🚨 Hold onto your rotary phones, because it’s the END OF AN ERA, folks! AOL is finally saying “Bye Felicia!” to its ancient dial-up service after 34 YEARS! 😱💀 But wait! For those still jamming out to the sound of a modem trying to connect (you know who you are), the price of dial-up service in 2025 is... *drumroll please*... it’s FREE! 😳 Just kidding, it’ll probably cost like 50 bucks a month because nostalgia is a money-making scheme. 🤡💰 📅 “We thought our users would just embrace the cloud like it’s 2025,” an imaginary AOL dev said while sweating in a basement. “But THE PEOPLE have demanded dial-up back!” Meanwhile, the actual cost of internet speed in 2025? Probably the same as your meal plan since college—still just crumbs! 🍞😂 And speaking of crumbs, don’t get me started on how every tech company thinks they’re gonna be META, but we’re still browsing on FOMO-induced 56k speeds. 🔥🔥 So here’s the spicy hot take: in 2030, emojis will become the new ASCII art, and we’ll all be sending dial-up messages through our Robots-in-Disguise™! 🚀💥 Share this and embrace the chaos, fam! FR FR, what’s next? Email sent via carrier pigeon? 🐦🤖💸