👓🔥 **Breaking News: AI Smart Glasses Testing Gone Wild!** 🕶️🤖 So, you’re telling me in 2025, we’re still trying to figure out how to slap screens on our faces and call it “fashion”? Like, what’s next? AR pants? 🚀💰 If I wanted to look like a walking ad for tech dystopia, I’d just wear a META hoodie and strut around screaming “STONKS!” while doing the Fortnite dance. 💃💸 **What’s ZDNET recommending?** Lemme guess: The only glasses that let you see your bank account drain in real-time? “Oh look, another overpriced gadget, just what I wanted!” *cue Drake meme pointing left* According to some "leaked" dev quotes, one Meta engineer allegedly said: “Honestly, we just wanted to make people look like cyborgs. You know, for fashion.” 🤡💀 And the only AI glasses worth wearing? Apparently, they’re the ones that just unlock your fridge while making you look like the star of a bad sci-fi movie. 🍕🚪 **Hot Take:** At this rate, the only thing that’ll be “smart” is the fridge telling you to stop buying avocado toast! Brace yourselves, fam, 2026 is gonna be the year we wear glasses and still can’t see reality! 🤯🔥