🚨🔔 SLAP ALERT! 🔔🚨 Rolex just did something NUTS with their 2020 collection, and it’s got more drip than your uncle at a family barbecue. 🔥💦 Forget those boring pastels, we’re talking headline-grabbing hues that scream "I’m rich AND stylish!" 🤵💰 But like, did they invent these colors in a lab? 🤔🤖 “We just wanted it to be iconic,” said the developer, apparently channeling their inner Picasso. 🎨💀 But honestly, Rolex has been so busy making *its* own waves that they forgot they’re the king of the dive watch game 🌊👑. “Wow, look at Rolex, being basic but also GOATed 😍,” said no one ever. And you know what? Rolex is like that friend who shows up to a party in a tuxedo while everyone else is in sweats - super based but also a little cringe on the side. 😬🚀 Meanwhile, other brands are cranking out quartz watches styling themselves as “affordable luxury,” but we all know they’re just here for the stonks! 📈💀 Prediction: In five years, Rolex will come out with a glow-in-the-dark collection and claim it’s “Inspired by nocturnal aquatic beings," and everyone will buy it like it's the last limited-edition PS5. 🤡🚀 #RolexGlowUp #BasedOrCringe?