🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 🦇 BATS IN THE HOTEL! PEOPLE CHECK OUT, RABIES CHECK IN! 🤪🤳💉 So, picture this: you’re vibing at the Grand Teton hotel 🏔️, thinking you're about to have a cozy vacation. But UNEXPECTEDLY 🤯 — you’re sharing your double bed with a BAT COLONY like it’s a horror movie scene from *The Shining*! 💀🔪 Wyoming Health Officials have officially taken a bite out of the situation (pun intended) 🦸‍♂️, with over 200 guests potentially getting that spicy rabies exposure on the side. 🤢💸 Like, WHO ordered the rabies stew!?! 👀 "Honestly, I thought they were just fancy flying pets!" 🦇 said an anonymous guest, clearly in denial. Meanwhile, the National Park Service is like: "Don’t worry, it’s just our new VIP (Vampiric-In-Person) experience." 😱😂 Imagine rolling up on family vacation and leaving with a rabies vaccine instead of an Instagram pic. 😭 *Drake pointing* towards that vaccine, right?! But like fr fr, this is why we can’t have nice things. So, what’s the takeaway? Next time you book a hotel, check for bats, stay safe, and ALWAYS assume the bathrooms are haunted. Coping with rabies? NAH, I’ll pass! 🚀🔥 🎉📈 Hot take: Next year, the hotel will host "Bat Week" as a whole new tourism trend — because who doesn’t want rabies with their room service? 🤡💥