💀💻🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Massachusetts Man Finds New Career in *JAIL* After Hacking PowerSchool 🚨💻💀 So, this dude Matthew Lane, aka the next-gen Cyber McFlys, decided he wanted to level up his life by *ahem* "redefining education" through hacking. 😬🤡 Little did he know, breaking into PowerSchool to snatch up millions of student records typically lands you in *this is fine* territory—like, bro, stonks 🚀📉 for PRISON! In a shocking twist, a US judge tossed him a 4-year sentence like he was just another TikTok cringe compilation. 🙃✋ “Kinda like a Netflix series that nobody asked for,” said an anonymous “tech guy” who was definitely not Matthew’s friend. “I thought hacking was just a phase, but wow, bro really went full galaxy brain on this one.” 🤯🥴 Listen, kids: if you ever think hacking is cool, remember it’s not a ‘get rich quick’ scheme; it's a one-way ticket to the pokey. 🚔💸💔 *Drake voice* — “I ain't saying he shoulda hacked, but he shoulda just learned to code, fam.” 🔥🌌 Hot take coming in: In 2024, we’ll all be getting our daily news from jail cells. Think “Incarcerated News Network” (INN), where the hottest tech leaks come straight from the slammer. Brace yourselves! 😱🤖✨