🔥🚀 Hey you! Yeah, YOU with the existential dread and caffeine dependency! 😱💥 So, like, Wall Street Journal just dropped a banger about how Gen Z techies are flocking to SF and SWYPING right on their sleep, booze, and any semblance of a social life to build TRILLION-DOLLAR AI startups! 💰🤖 But honestly, this sounds like the plot of a horror show. 👻💀 “Bro, we go HARD at the grind,” one *ahem* “overworked genius” probably said between sips of kale smoothie. 🥬😩 Like, no cap, these 20-somethings are chasing dreams as if they're in a race against their own sanity. Stonks 📈? More like stonks-who-fell-off-a-cliff. 🤡 Drake’s like, “I’m choosing sleep over this,” while these folks are like “what’s sleep? Is that an app?” 🤔🤯 Meanwhile, their brains are evolving into galaxies full of *working 90-hour weeks* memes and that one dude who claims he’s the next Elon while living on *5-hour energy* and regret. 🤡💔 🔥💡 But here’s the wild prediction: soon every corporate coffee shop will be a **24/7 productivity temple**, and sleep will be a myth for techies - just cringey TikToks and chatGPT 24/7! Seethe, cope, repeat! 🙃💫 📢 Share this madness if you’re vibing with the chaos!