"20-somethings flexing their CEO muscles in SF’s AI glow-up 💪🤖👀 Who needs sleep when you're making bank?🔥 #BossBabyVibes"
🚨ATTENTION, TECH NERDS!🚨 The Great 20-Something CEO Invasion is upon us, and it's straight outta Silicon Valley’s wildest dreams (or nightmares, tbh). 🤡💀 Hold onto your lattes, fam! We got a gaggle of 20-something whiz kids like Cognition AI's own Scott Wu and Cursor's Michael Truell, who clearly skipped the whole “getting an education” phase to binge on AI solutions instead. Like, who needs diplomas when you've got the latest TensorFlow update? 🎓❌➡️🤖🔝 #Stonks These guys dropped out faster than my WiFi during a Zoom call. 😂💨 Just imagine their parents’ faces when they found out lil' Roy Lee (Cluely) and Alexandr Wang (Scale AI) said "Nah, fam, I'll just build the future of tech from my mom’s basement." 😂🔥 🗣️ “If I wanted multiple useless degrees, I’d just collect Pokémon cards,” a *totally real* anonymous developer just said. 🤷♂️💬 So what’s next, you ask? 🤔 I predict these CEOs will launch a new Ivy League—The Academy of Getting Rich Quick. Tuition? Just a couple of TikTok dances and a promise to disrupt traditional banking. 💰🚀 In conclusion: this is fine. 🤷♂️🔥 Fr fr, make sure to invest in meme stocks before it’s too late. ✌️💀 #CHAOS #CEOLife