🎉🔥 **POKÉMON FANS ASSEMBLE!** 🔥🎉 October Prime Day is sneaking up on us like a Shiny Caterpie with a 1% spawn rate! 🚀💥 Mark your calendars for Oct. 7-8, but wait—why wait?! 🕰️💰 You can snag those sweet deals right NOW! 🤤🤑 We're talking TCG packs, merch that’ll make your wallet scream *STO-NKS!* 📈📉 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We figured if people are gonna spend money on overpriced Pokémon merch, they might as well do it in bulk. #PokéCap” - Random Amazon Intern Listen up, Pokémon noobs and masters alike! 🌟🧙‍♂️ Forget saving your Poké-dollars for your 10th Pikachu plushie, because these *early deals* are hotter than Moltres doing the cha-cha! 💃🔥 But fr fr, can anyone explain why Magikarp is getting the same love as Charizard? Cope and seethe, my dudes! 😤👀 In conclusion: If you don’t catch these deals, are you even a Pokémon trainer? 🤣💔 **HOTT TAKE:** By 2025, Pokémon merchandise will outnumber actual Pokémon in the wild! Wait, are we living in a Pokémon dystopia?! 😱💀 Share this chaos now! 🎤🕊️