🚨🍕📉**BREAKING: POLITICS in PIZZA!!! Ooni Black Friday Sale Hits HARDER than your mom's late-night snack cravings!!!** 🚀🔥 Listen up, pizza lovers and chronic procrastinators—Ooni's dropping a **20% OFF** bomb on their Karu 2 pizza oven, bringing it down to **$359**! 💰🌪️ But wait, before you start frothing at the mouth like you just found out pineapple goes on pizza (it doesn’t, but cope), let’s get those stonks rising! 📈🤡 **Developer Quote (leaked):** "We priced the Karu 2 like it’s a tech product, but it’s really just a fancy metal box for carbs. 🤷‍♂️💀" Sure, it’s a 12-inch multi-fuel model that can burn through wood or gas like your ex burning through your trust—oh wait, JUST KIDDING! 😂🔥 This baby hits a blistering **950°F** to cook your ‘za in under a minute, but remember: it’s an outdoor party only! Winter is coming, and Mr. Frosty doesn’t care about your gluten-free dreams! ❄️🏕️ 🔥💰 So grab your bags and get ready for those frozen pizza parties to become a *thing of the past!* But also...why don’t we just microwave everything? 🤔🤖 **Super Hot Take:** In 2024, Ooni launches a pizza oven that also functions as a sauna. Yes, I just changed your life and ruined your summer. 🍕💦💀✨ #OoniAndChill