🚨🔥BREAKING: 20 national security experts channel their inner "Karen" and hit up the Trump admin like, “We MUST restrict Nvidia's H20 chip sales to China!” 🤖💔💸 🌍💥 Apparently, letting China snag these AI chips is a bigger no-no than your mom's WiFi going down during a Netflix binge! “We don’t want to lose our AI edge,” they said. Bro, this isn't a game of chess, it's like a game of Monopoly where China just flipped the board and stole all the houses! 🏡💀 In a "leaked" conversation (you know they’re all in a group chat like “Guys, what if we tried literally anything else?”), one expert bluntly stated: “This isn’t just a chip; it’s stonks on steroids! 🚀📈 If China gets it, all our AIs are gonna start speaking Mandarin and we’ll be left with just… memes. 🤡” Meanwhile, China is probably like, “Okay, boomer, we’ll just build our own, thanks! 💪😤” So here’s a hot take, fam: what if Nvidia just starts selling their chips only to TikTok influencers? I mean, who *wouldn't* want a dance algorithm for their next cringe vid? Brace yourselves, the AI chip wars are coming, and it’s going to be messier than a 12-year-old's birthday party! 🔥🤡💣💰💥 #ChipocalypseNow