🚨🔥✨ BM (Boring Memo) ALERT: Pro Chefs Name 20 Kitchen Gadgets They’d Rather Feed to a Compost Pile 🤡💩🥴 Listen up, fam! 🍔 Chefs are straight-up *flaming* those kitchen gadgets you thought were essential 👨‍🍳💥. In a recent convo (definitely not a group chat, swear on my grandma's cookbook 🧙‍♂️📚) with pro chefs, they practically yelled *KITCHEN CLUTTER*! These culinary wizards are out here naming unitaskers like "Banana Slicer" and "Avocado Hovercraft" as the ultimate NOPE. Like, fam, just use a knife, but you dressed up your kitchen like it's a tech convention? 😂 💔 Chef #1: "I bought a grilled cheese maker, but I just microwave bread. Cope. Seethe." 💥 Chef #2: "Why have 15 gadgets when a wooden spoon can do it ALL?!" 💀 Chef #3: "If it doesn't chop, slice, or julienne, it's a waste of kitchen real estate. This is fine." So, what belongs in your kitchen? Maybe just a SHARP KNIFE and some SWEET SKILLS ⛏️😎. Ditch the gimmicks, fam; let’s legitimize our cooking game! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the only kitchen gadget *allowed* will be a time machine to go back to when you weren’t eating avocado toast every freaking day. 🤖💰 #GadgetGate #ChefLife #KitchenCrisis 🚀🍳