🚨💰✨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!✨💰🚨 Professional chefs have officially declared WAR against 20 kitchen gadgets that are a total waste of your hard-earned stonks! 🧐💸 I mean, do you really need a gadget that turns your avocado into a unicorn? 🦄💚 No cap, it’s cringe AF! 🤢 👨‍🍳👩‍🍳 “I asked chefs, and they said: 'This is fine' while literally holding a $300 electronic pineapple peeler! Like, bro, what are you peeling? The cosmic truth?” - Leaked Developer Quote from Top Chef 9 🚫🍍🤖 Here's the LIST that will make you scream "NO MORE GIMMICKS!" 😱🔥 1️⃣ Banana slicer (we’re not in 2010, Karen) 🍌✂️ 2️⃣ Avocado hugger (YES, you can just HUG your avocados 🥑🤗) 3️⃣ Electric crab cracker (it’s not like you’re getting 🦀 crab at 3AM) A chef literally said, "Why not just use your hands, dumbass?" while scrolling through TikTok like it’s a crime scene. 💀🚔 But wait — I have an UNHINGED prediction 🤯: Within 10 years, we'll be FORCED to use AI-powered kitchen gadgets that will literally judge you for making instant ramen. 🍜🤖 Get ready for the culinary apocalypse, people! 🤯🔥 Share this with a friend who still uses a clunky food processor! This is the content you NEED to see! 💥💥