🤑💥 *STOP* what you’re doing! It’s BLACK FRIDAY, baby! 🎉💣 Get ready for a SOUND OF SILENCE 😶🖤 because if you’re still rocking those Apple earbuds that came free with your old iPhone like it’s 2016, you’re basically working in a cave with a brick wall! 🧱💀 👀🔥 *Leak alert*: “Honestly, you think I’m gonna pay full price for headphones when I can just wait for Black Friday? LMAO my bank account’s been *seething* for years!” - Some Dev who’s always broke but also a audiophile, fr fr. 🎧 *Drake pointing* meme energy activating! You want that buttery audio? Sony’s got you! 👽💯 Bose flaunting their noise-cancellation like they just got a TikTok sponsorship, and Apple's proving once again they can *charge* you a small mortgage for sound quality. #Stonks 🚀💸 And yeah, all these companies will *cope* and *seethe* as you Level UP your listening experience...but let’s be real: if you don’t capitalize on these deals, are you even living? 🤔 *This is fine* memes on blast if you miss out! 🔥🗑️ 🦾💥 Hot take: By 2025, Apple will have released a pair of headphones that *whisper sweet nothings* to you, and charge you $2,000 for the privilege. WHY? Because they can! Share if you think I’m right! 🗣️💥👽