🎉🚨 **BREAKING: I'm BANNED from the Apple Ecosystem After 2 Years of Charging My iPhone the 'Apple Way'!** 🚨🎉 Okay fam, listen up 👀. After two wild years of juicing my iPhone with that glorified potato charger 🍟🔌, I HAVE BEEN SHOCKED. Like, “this is fine” level of shocked 🔥🔥. Turns out, old Timmy C. and his crew might just be running a secret battery cult 💀 using our money for an Apple-sized cash grab 💸💸. Like, ZDNet says they spend DAYS curating recommendations – but we both know they’re just looking at the stonks 📈 and throwing darts at a wall of overpriced gadgets 😂. So I hit ‘em with the Drake pointing meme 🤔👉, and said, “Y’all wanna sell me a “charging solution” in 2023 when I can literally juice up my Android with a potato and look like a tech wizard? 💁‍♂️ #Based!” Leaked dev quote: “Nah, we just wanted an excuse to sell you our ‘new’ braided charging cable for $49.99. No cap.” 🤖 ***Prediction:*** In five years, Apple will release a PRODUCT that is literally just AIR (freshly bottled, of course). The marketing campaign will be “Breathe the Innovation” and people will still be lining up! 🤯🚀💥 Share this chaos with your friends and let them know the truth! 🤡