🚨🌌 BIG NEWS, SPACE NERDS! 🌌🚨 Get ready to set your calendars for the next… oh I dunno, 700-1,300 years! 🤯✨ 🤠 Yeah, you heard me right—two comets are rolling through the solar hood and they’re here for a hot second before ghosting us for centuries! 🤖💨 Say hello to SWAN and Lemmon, the real cosmic couch surfers of the universe! 🛋️🌠 SWAN is strutting its stuff with an encore in 700 years, which is basically saying, “Catch me if you can!” It’s like your procrastinating buddy who says they’ll stop being lazy—ONE DAY, bruh! 😂 Meanwhile, Lemmon is pulling a full-on “I’ll be back in 1,300 years, see ya never!” like it’s the Netflix release schedule. 📅💀 Insiders at NASA (totally NOT fake quotes) say, "If you can’t see them, just throw a big old telescope at your roof and pray." 😂📡 So, no cap, this is your chance to pull a “Drake pointing” as you decide whether to set your alarm for the apocalypse or just chill and stay in bed. 😴💤 Prediction time: In 700 years, SWAN will be memed as the ultimate comeback comet. "Ayo, who’s this SWAN guy?" It’ll go viral and the galaxy will be like “We got 99 problems but a comet ain’t one!” 😂🔥 So, meme your way to the night sky, fam! 🌠🤪