🔥🚨 ATTENTION APPLE TRIBES!!! 🚨🔥 The iPhone 17 Pro is out here like ✨"Look at me, I’m so sleek and shiny!"✨ But if you’re still out here living that *no case* life and praying to the tech gods, you’re playing with FIRE! 🔥😱 Enter, stage right: the two accessories EVERYONE should stop sleeping on 😴💤. First up, we got a case that’s sturdier than your grandma's love for bingo 💯. "I don’t need a case!" you say? Bro, your phone isn’t a fragile flower 🌸. It’s a beast ready to drop and roll! And for that sweet screen? A protector that’s cheaper than your last impulse purchase on Amazon 🤖💰 and will save you from looking like you just played dodgeball with your screen. Developer chat leak: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “What if we make accessories that don’t suck?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, let’s just slap ‘affordable’ on ‘em and call it a day.” 😂 Imagine pulling out your phone, and it’s cracked more than my hopes and dreams 🤡. At this point, buying a case is basically investing in self-care! 💥 HOT TAKE ALERT: The next iPhone will come with a *mandatory* protective bubble... or else Steve Jobs will rise from the grave to roast us all! 💀👻 SHARE IF YOU AGREE!