🔥🍏 Hold onto your wallets, fam, because Apple is about to drop some “new” tech that’ll have you saying “big yikes” 🤡💸! So, before you clutch that shiny iPhone 69X (or whatever new hip thing they've cooked up 🥴), let’s spill the hot tea on which Apple devices are straight-up traps this month! 🚫💔 💀🥳 First up: the *MacBook Air Potato Edition*! This thing has more outdated tech than your dad's old VHS player. Seriously, it's like they saw "Return of the Jedi" and thought, "Yup, let’s roll with that vibe!" 😬 No cap, avoid this like you avoid your responsibilities on a Monday! Next up: *iPhone 14 Pro Max Ultra Mega Infinity + 1*. Listen, it’s just the last one in a different color. Even Drake wouldn't back this one. "The backup plan is stonks… and tears." 😭 But don’t fret! 🎉 AirPods Pro 3 sales are popping like popcorn on a Saturday night! So swipe those and save your bread for something that’ll actually last longer than your last relationship 💔😂. 💥🚀 Hot take: Apple’s about to announce an *iCar* next 🤔💥, and it’ll come with a premium subscription for leather seats. Good luck paying the *monthly fee* for that! What a world, huh? 🌍🥵